Funny sayings about work are already a legend. So get to know the best ones – about salary, laziness, boss, money and others. Read through this page and follow the links to other short life quotes sayings about work at the end of this page.
Only with work everything is vice versa…
When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
Funny sayings about salary
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
It doesn’t matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more.
If you have worked and didn’t get anything, it means someone else got it.
Salary is like a period – you wait for it a whole month and it ends in good night quotes.
I work to buy a car to go to work.
Funny sayings about laziness @ work
„People say nothing‘s impossible, but I do nothing every day. “
Laziness is when a person doesn’t fake that he’s working.
Did you notice that the word ‘work’ best rhymes with ‘don’t’?
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
I need a six month vacation, funny good morning quotes.
People who have their shifts on weekends hate when you talk how much happy you that it’s Friday.
Sometimes I write down my tasks that I have already done just to get the satisfactions of crossing them off.
I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.
Work until you bank account looks like a phone number.
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
Don’t say that you’re working; better show what you have earned.
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!
You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.
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